"It's no big surprise you turned out this way. When they close their eyes, and prayed you would change. And they cut your hair, and sent you away. You stopped by my house the night you escaped. With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay. You said, 'Hey man, I love you, but no fucking way.'"
"This is for the lake that me and my friends swim in, naked and dumb on a drunken night. And it should've felt good, but I can hear the Jaws theme song on repeat in the back of my mind. Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face. There are lessons to be learned, consequences for all the stupid things I say. And it is no big surprise you turned out this way."
valar morghulis
valar morghulis
9 months ago | 10:56pm

Fondling the Octopus (by jurvetson)

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